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douche muffin; in simpler terms, for those who are brain fucks, it is a person who has the traits of both a
douche bag and a squirrel muffin. Can also refer to any pictures of stick people participating in a gay orgy while toothless pirate whores drink a beaker of their own vomit, diarhea,
vagina juice, and old contact lenses; also depicted, usually behind the whores are two fat warthogs having doggy sex while being simultaniously lit on fire by a giant talking penis