rusty palm 

When you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I can’t get my rusty palm clean

rusty palm by Wendover June 19, 2019

Rusty Palmer

when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer

My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.

Rusty Palmer by Chuck Diesel April 8, 2007

rusty palmjob 

when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.

Last night I got a rusty palmjob.

rusty palmjob by rusty palmer June 20, 2007

rusty palmjob 

receiving a handjob from someone with tetanus

after last nights rusty palmjob i had to get a tetanus shot.

rusty palmjob by ng222 June 24, 2007

Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.

I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer

Rusty Palmer by DJ Hotdish January 21, 2012

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

Rusty Palmer by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer

He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.

Rusty Palmer by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024