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A quaranlaw marriage is one in which the couple lives together through a period of extended quarantine and presents themselves as being bonded which is recognized by friends, family and a community but without going through a formal ceremony or getting a marriage license.
Justin and Lauren after living together for over 10 weeks as a result of self-quarantine due to COVID19 proclaimed themselves to be quaranlaw married.
quaranlaw by JRSYFRSH May 18, 2020
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Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

Quarantan 

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine
Oops, got a quarantan!
Quarantan by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020

Quarantail

The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.
"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
Quarantail by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020

Quarantainment 

The things you do to entertain yourself after being cooped up too long
Hey guys check out my pig series chalk art I just did for quarantainment.
Or
I just watched the entire series of Tiger King. It was great quarantainment.
Quarantainment by Diesal07 April 4, 2020

Quarantan 

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.
- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working
Quarantan by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quarancardio 

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.
My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.