quack off 

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

quack off by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

quick off the blocks 

to be aware, ready and alert

Come what may, she's quick off the blocks and ready to act.

quick off the blocks by Chrisa Mark January 4, 2008

Officer Quack 

Officer Quack is a pretty lit youtube channel created by a pewdipie war general. Constantly promoting his channel and telling people to help out in the war. He is a hero at least.

"hey you watched how Officer Quack kept yelling about the war? he's a hero man!"

Officer Quack by x9thStarx March 13, 2019

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. by Stupid Af July 5, 2021