pumar
HEY PUMAR
pumar by gupter singh October 6, 2008
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Track Suit Puma Daddy
A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......
Track Suit Puma Daddy by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
Puar's Brain
Puar is a shape shifting cat in the dragon ball series and when he gets he has the line "mudamudamudamudamudamuda" in his brain when he eats
Puar's Brain by Goku81399492 June 21, 2020
pumama
A cougar who has given birth to at least one child.
An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.
An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.
That pumama I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.
I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.
Big Puma
All Star first baseman Lance Berkman. A Big Puma glides effortlessly, and moves with cat-like nimbleness around the bases. Big Puma would never, ever fall while running the bases. Watching Big Puma accelerate gracefully to full speed has been known to make grown men cry. Occasionally, if you listen intently, you can hear the Big Puma battle cry: Raaayyrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Bases are loaded in the bottom in the bottom of the ninth and the Astros are down by 3. Is that Big Puma up at the plate?!?! No, crap, that's Everett.
Pular no microondas
"To jump in the microwave oven"
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Pular no microondas by Luizin March 20, 2010
Pamarita
a margarita style drink created in Northern California by a professional Named Pam, consisting mostly of tequila but some Dr Swami's Bone Daddy's Margarita Mix and juice from a fresh lime
Pam: Would you like a Margarita?
Chrissy: Yes please but please don't make it a Pamarita, I couldn't handle that
Chrissy: Yes please but please don't make it a Pamarita, I couldn't handle that