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pumama

A cougar who has given birth to at least one child.

An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.
That pumama I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.
by the sizla June 25, 2009
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pumpman

A person who operates concrete pumps usually high on meth because he works 90 hrs a week.
that fucking pumpman almost knocked my ass off the wall because he was tweeking so bad
by pumpman June 10, 2005
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Pummala Harrised

The result of being pummeled by Kamala Harris
Bill Barr had to go change his underwear after being Pummala Harrised for just five minutes.
by p3Xyz May 2, 2019
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Pummafly

1 .A person or thing that is quite annoying to you but just can't seem to leave you alone.

2. A person who thinks they are friends with you (usually a loser), and hangs around you a lot, but they really aren't your friend. You just don't have the heart to tell them to go away.
"Every time John talks to me, he doesn't shut up, and I don't want to hurt his feelings by telling him to go away. He is such a pummafly!"
by Non-Pummafly May 7, 2010
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phmamacallacken

much like its silent "ph" phmamacallacken has kept its meaning hidden to the masses. It has many definitions;
1) to mess with
2) to act a fool
3) to be awesome
1) yo son are you phmamacallacken right now?
2) YO SON you are straight phmamacallacken

3) that shit is phmamacallacken
by your phmama November 28, 2011
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puamana

an everlasting flower, delicate, smells delicious very sweet;), kind, beautiful, and very loving
that girls middle name MUST be puamana, shes amazing:)
by JDAWG111 December 14, 2010
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putamadre

el es putamadre/ he is a mother-fucker
by soy_putamadre June 24, 2010
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