prejoculate 

jok-yuh-leyt verb.

To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.

Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity

"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."

prejoculate by thebluekick February 26, 2009

peejaculate 

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

peejaculate by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Projaculate 

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

Projaculate by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

prejaculate 

Is when a guy ejaculates before even inserting himself into the chick.

Damnit bill you prejaculated on my leg...sorry monica.

prejaculate by Smalls08 January 11, 2008

prejaculation

An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.

Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!

Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!

prejaculation by johnny crap September 7, 2007

projaculate 

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

projaculate by reemyb January 29, 2021