portapong 

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong

just hit the portapong and im high off that gas

portapong by bongekou February 5, 2021

portapotaphobic 

when you'd rather hold the urge to use the restroom rather then use a porta potty because of the smell, thee utter dread of the unknown walking into a porta potty, the germs, the wait, the lack of toilet paper, or the standing liquid mess around the porta potty ( be it mud, water from the cleaning crew, vomit, or urine and ??? leaking out on to the ground. eeek! )

i really have to go but i'm so dang portapotaphobic i'm not even risking it. i'd rather just hold it or run home.

portapotaphobic by sweetresidue May 18, 2014

Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Pornapoga 

When you watch feminist porn while bouncing on a poga stick

Jimmy, I have to confesss I did the pornapoga the other day and my ball sack almost fell off.

Pornapoga by Eeelpeel8756 December 25, 2020

portapotty poop 

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.

Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG

portapotty poop by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016