pooptee 

A shit ring one would recieve around ones lips as the rsesults of sucking another persons ass clean

Thanks for sucking my ass clean. would you like a towel to wipe off you pooptee.

pooptee by Dave Baumgartner October 10, 2006

Poopee 

Having a poo and a pee at the same time.

Example...

Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'

Poopee by Reddyyyy October 26, 2010

poonteeth 

A circumstance or attribute that would deter or discourage a guy from having sex with a girl.

Her? No way! Her over-protective older brother just got out of jail and I hear she's got the clap. That girl's got some serious poonteeth.

poonteeth by Seamusthedirtyscottsman November 18, 2006

Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

Pooptext by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Poopterbate 

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.

Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"

Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

Pooptein 

Poop resulting from an over-intake of protein in the body...

"Man...this whey powder is GUARANTEED to give me Pooptein! Right on!"

Pooptein by The Poop-atrator October 4, 2009