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pooptastrophe 

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!
pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009

Pooptastrophe 

When you have a major pooping event that is in public and is problematic in some way or causes you great stress.
On a flight to Omaha, I had a total pooptastrophe in the airplane bathroom that was quite disturbing which ended with me realizing there was no toilet paper!

pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

Paptastrophe 

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer
I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.
Paptastrophe by R1opa September 21, 2009

Potastrophe 

A catastrophe you have with your Pot
Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe
Potastrophe by Iron Gump October 31, 2004

pootastrophe 

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
pootastrophe by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012