poopsloth 

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff

Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!

poopsloth by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

poopsmithery 

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.

Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.

the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

poopalotasaurus 

a person who frequently poops massive amounts of excrement

Lindsay was in the bathroom for an hour. She is a poopalotasaurus.

poopalotasaurus by poopyfacemcgee May 2, 2012

the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.

(there is no example)

the poopsmith by A. Non February 15, 2004

Pooslot 

(noun)An indigenous method of agricultural farming in South East Asia. This method culminated the growth of HYV crops and malignant scopendicitis, a major cause of of what the african tribe, Mauhua call, Chiwibble. In order to acculumlate this crop, drilling must occur to the highest variety.

The Asian farmer awoke to find his pooslot had been drilled.

Dr Bakooba - The finest, crystal cut drills have been purchased to allow maximum penetration of these pooslots.

Pooslot by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 4, 2005