poopslav 

One who is a sad, sad sack. They posses enough dignity to not be known as Le Sac (ie. one with all sack and no balls), but still very sad.

Guy 1: Shut up poopslav, you're just a sad sack!
Guy 2: Do you know how offensive that is?!

poopslav by Barry Waterford March 14, 2011

poopslap 

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

poopshavemasturbathing by blacktimots June 12, 2015

Poopslam 

Similar to a kookslam but browner...and heavier.

American Surfer 1: "Oh brah, that freshie sesshie at Kelly Slater's wave pool was so moving...Might have cried a bit...and definitely sharted in my boardshorts between sets."

Aussie Surfer 2: "Fuckin right! Poopslam mate! Yew!!!"

Poopslam by barn k September 25, 2019

sanoochywan poopslam 

As you are fucking a chick in the asshole doggy style, you quickly go balls deep on the bitch. Before you are about to cum, you pull out and punch the bitch right on the tail bone. This makes her shit all over the bed sheets, or couch, or wherever you may be

My girlfriend pissed me off because she wouldn't do my laundry, so I decided to give her the sanoochywan poopslam

sanoochywan poopslam by big ticket00 April 3, 2008

Poopslap 

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

Poopslap by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

Poopslaw 

A very tasty meal that is deli ham sliced into small squares and poop simmered until tasty.

I went down to the Uugus store the other day. Man their poopslaw is tasty!

Poopslaw by Uugus Company Management Team July 2, 2022