poopshark 

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet

Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

poopshark by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

poopshark 

1. One who voraciously consumes massive quantities of raw fecal matter. Such behaviour is said to be "shark-like".

2. Tronny.

Not only is Tronny an arsebadger, he's a total poopshark as well.

poopshark by Shiggedy August 22, 2004

PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

poonshark 

A person who is surprisingly skilled or lucky with getting laid, despite misleading appearances.

That nerd with the highwaters is a total poonshark!

poonshark by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

poopshavemasturbathing by blacktimots June 12, 2015

poopsnart 

The act of pooping violently, farting violently, and sneezing violently simultaneously.

James just poopsnarted so loud, my mom crapped her pants

Ryan and Matt where shocked when James poopsnarted

poopsnart by aavoqdl March 6, 2014

PoopSnake 

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

PoopSnake by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022