poophoard

a hoarder of poop; an upsetting person

He is such a poophoard; don't talk to him.

poophoard by nbd...really June 18, 2008

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poophoria

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

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Pooptardus

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015