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Poelsepat 

Its a little short guy thinking he is cool...
Rasmus: Hey sup poelsepat??
Poelsepat: shut uup... (with a whining attitude)
U's is an assholes???
Poelsepat by poelsepatti November 28, 2005
A term used to describe someone who extremely blonde
DG: "That guy is so blonde!" Dillon: "Yea I know man, he must be a pelser"
pelser by HoodedDarkness June 12, 2012

Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Fred Poeser by Phymon May 6, 2018

keiharde rauwe anale poepsek met de homies 

Homie 1: I want some keiharde rauwe anale poepsek met de homies
Homie 2: me too
A combination of "polite" and "poseur," a Polseur is a person who acts overly nice to others when they do not really mean it. The worst type of Polseur is a woman who acts too nice to a man, thus leading him on.
After Joe was rejected by Mary, he realized she was nothing more than a Polseur for exuding artificial niceness to him.
Polseur by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Joe Polser 

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
Joe Polser by Blake Boren October 8, 2019