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phonyphone 

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
phonyphone by galcoolest August 26, 2005

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.
Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.
Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008

pornaphone 

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.
The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.
pornaphone by B December 1, 2004

Phonaphobic

You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Admit it!
Phonaphobic by RogerZero March 5, 2009

phonophobe 

term for someone who is incapable of answering a phone call for fear of real human dialogue and would prefer to just text.
I just tried calling her 4 times in a row...the first call rang four times and went to voicemail and then the next 3 rang once and went to voicemail AND THEN she textd me, "what?" she's a phonophobe!
phonophobe by rodski February 13, 2010

Phoneophone

A word that is spelled the same way as another word when using a mobile phones keyboard.

Like a homophone, but on a phone.
Duck' is a phoneophone for 'fuck.
Phoneophone by 23456774343 July 30, 2011