philozoic 

The intense love for animals that often causes someone to write a speech assignment based upon said love for animals.

Abby couldn't find an urban dictionary definition for philozoic, so she wrote one herself.

philozoic by abbicuz August 26, 2017

philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.

person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle

philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

philozophy 

Our attempt to make sense of existence, by living together and talking about it together.

This is in contrast to philosophy, a system of motivating beliefs, concepts, and principles.

Philozophy is what we all do, every day.

Philosophy is what someone else did, at some other time and place for reasons of their own, which we will never understand very well, and in most cases don't care to. Decent freshman course to add a few elective credits, though. That is, if you like lots of reading.

The best philozophy is done together, in bed, naked. Or, together in a warm, sunlit forest, naked. Oh, alright, anywhere you can be together, naked.

philozophy by skeptic23 December 9, 2007

Philocockable 

relating or devoted to the study of the fundamental nature of Cock/Penis (Male Genitalia)

"I Was trying to be Philocockable and you had to be a cock!"

Philocockable by Philocockable June 6, 2015

Philosofickle 

1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias

The fine line between "freedom of religion" and "non-discrimination" is a philosofickle one.

Philosofickle by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015

philonoist 

a lover of learning.

philonoist

philonoist by Adrihihi April 12, 2011

philosical 

philosical-means that a person is being smart while being dumb.

"Don't stick your tounge in that light socket it's dangerous, let me do it." "you are philosical."

philosical by albert and sean November 11, 2007