penn badgley

a hot actor who plays Dan Humphrey in the hit show Gossip Girl
he has had a few small appearances in a few virtually unknows films such as: The Fluffer, Debating Robert Lee, and Drive Thru.
also one large roll in John Tucker Must Die
he also has made a few guest apperances in the following t.v. shows: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Young and the Restless, The Brothers Garcia, What I Like About You, The Twilight Zone, and The Bedford Diaries,

Dan is sooo cute on gossip girl!
i know did you know hes the same guy who played the brother on john tucker must die?!?
really?!?
yeah, penn badgley is my new idol!

penn badgley by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

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Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

Penn Badgley by asscruncher September 15, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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