asscruncher's definitions

burpsnart

When you do a burp followed by a sneeze and top it off with a fart!

Rose to fame from the legendary comedy movie Grown Ups

My friend: "I just did a burpsnart!"

Me: "Oh my god thats so cool I'm so jealous teach me your ways"

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

swagalicious

Swag + delicious: A cool word to describe something so cool, its not even swag, its swagalicious!! Greater than swag or swaggy, your aura and overriding awesomeness make everyone around you fall to their knees in your presence!

Litterally everyone: "Oh my God your're so cool I love your pants theyre so swagalicious!!"

Me: "Thanks, I know - I was going for a 2013 swag era outfit today, this is like my 67th compliment!!"

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

ilysm

Stands for: "I love you Shay Mitchell"

shay mitchell: the gay ting from pll and you

Shay: *Says or does anything*
Me asf: "ILYSMMM"

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

by asscruncher September 15, 2025