Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

Penischeese by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

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peniscat

1. A non-sexist, politically correct substitute for pussy when describing a weak, cowardly or effeminate person.

Don't be such a peniscat, loser.

peniscat by Do_the_math January 9, 2009

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penischomp

to chomp a penis and bite it off

yay i like to penischomp because i have a collection of dicks in my closet

penischomp by caprisun man September 21, 2007

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penischopper

The penischopper is a device created in c++ designed to bring your penis down to size. ( = we were teaching phiz how to program and that was his var )

#include <iostream>

using namespace::std;

int main( void )
{
char penischopper10;

cout << "Enter some letters for the penischopper: ";

if( !strcmp( "h4x", penischopper ) )
{
cout << "OMG YOUR WEWE FIT??!\n\n\n\a";
}
else
{
cout << "OMG CHOPPED HAHAHAHAHA\n\t\a";
}

return -190092371958172;
}

or

omg, penischopper10 will your wewe fit ??????? you loose at life FAG BALLS

penischopper by you can call me god :) March 13, 2005

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