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Sometimes spelled Pere Pere, pronounced "peh-pay". French Canadian for Grandpa.
Peperes and Memeres are the Grandpas and Grandmas of French kids.
Pepere by ScottX November 26, 2006
Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.
Petered by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017
Parent who try to be like his children's friend.
Dad, did you call to my headteacher?
For shizzle, my nizzle!
Don't try to be a peerent, please...
peerent by MrRysiu October 6, 2009

peerection 

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."
peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

pekeleend 

A verry well cooked piece of duck with a lot of salt.
Wannes and Simon likes a good piece of pekeleend

Hatfield Peverel 

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
Hatfield Peverel by soapasaurus August 3, 2010