payterade 

A mixed drink involving vodka and Powerade

"Ugh, I hate drinking just vodka!" "Dude, we got some Gatorade to make Payterades!"

payterade by Alcoholics KNown March 27, 2014

above Reddit's paygrade 

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.

"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."

above Reddit's paygrade by BakedBeanBreville December 24, 2019

playtrader 

A cool smartass person who makes money from trading without investing any of his own money by playing in epic free trading tournaments with zero spread. Those are usually young, trendy and ambitious people - a new generation of traders who seek fun in trading as a game. They never risk their own assets and instead trade for the win to become trading stars by competing against other traders for cash rewards, NFTs and more.

- Hey, did you hear that Sam just became a playtrader and won a lot of money from free trading tournaments in the World Series of Trading!
- He is a true playtrading star! He must be tired of losing money on the financial market and is much better off by playing free trading games now.

playtrader by tradestar7 November 9, 2021

Beyond My Paygrade 

A girl you can't get because she's so out there with bodyguards and money and more bodyguards and basically is made of gold and you're like why

"Dude why don't you talk to Emma?"

"She's beyond my paygrade Aman"

Beyond My Paygrade by whytyyyy October 12, 2016

Above my Paygrade 

Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.

Example 1

Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!

*Blank stare from Alice*

Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!

Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.

*Boss mumbles curses*

Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...

Example 2

Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?

Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...

Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...

Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.

Chick 1: True..true...

Above my Paygrade by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

playerade 

The opposite of Haterade.

Playerade gives you game.

playerade by EJL March 13, 2004

Yayterade 

When someone is undeniably (sometimes overly) optimistic about something.

Person 1: I'm hitting lucky 7s and running that casino dry tonight.

Person 2: Think so? Pass that Yayterade this way.

Yayterade by Razorman678 October 25, 2011