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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

paysexual 

someone who will perform gay or straight acts of any kind for money.
That hooker on the corner is paysexual, they have been picked up by a man and a woman.
paysexual by BigDaddyJJ October 11, 2009

pansysexual 

Person 1: she’s inlove with pansy Parkinson

Person 2: yeah she’s pansysexual
pansysexual by Pansyschick December 30, 2020

Pantsexual 

Pantsexual

A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.

Tim: I didn't know you were gay.

Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
Pantsexual by NK-Penne October 12, 2012

portsexual 

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.
"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"
portsexual by fox gill February 3, 2008