parkography 

The science of locating a parking spot. Can also be used as a verb to describe the ease and quality of parking in an area.

How's the parkography in your area?,
Let's take the bus because that area has poor parkography.

parkography by Stanley Kingman December 26, 2008

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

softcore pornography

Porn without the "porn" in it.
Basically way less vague and often looked on as beautiful or art.

"It's designed to a visual aphrodisiac – a seduction. It typically contains nude/semi-nude actors involved in love scenes."
"Softcore pornography does not contain explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation."

So i was watching this show on --- and there was some softcore porn (softcore pornography) in it, i looked over and my girl looked like she was enjoying it a "little" too much.

softcore pornography by Pesco (Pablo Escobar) March 3, 2016

pornography

1) educational programming recommended junior high students who need to see how its done

2) a collection of dvd's stored in your dad's closet marked 'baby pictures'

1) Emily and Jack ate carrots as they watched pornography.
2) Yes.. this is a boring box of baby pictures.. please do not open this box..

pornography by jimmy huynh March 2, 2003

pornography

95% of the websites on the internet.

Click here 4 free boobz!

pornography by teh best evar January 12, 2004

Violent Pornography 

1.Violent Pornography is a song by System of a Down which involves choking chicks and sodomy.
Also, apparently everybody fucks, sucks, cries, and dies.
2. a porongrapy that is violent in nature

It's a Violent Pornography, choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit you get on your T.V.

Matt stabbed the hoe in the Violent Porongraphy.

Violent Pornography by Chilly Willy October 12, 2005

pornography

The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.

<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.

pornography by bing May 13, 2005