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shoot my kids all over the place 

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

scoot over

An expression meaning something similar to slide over or move over...
Well, it is used like when your sibling is seated in the driver seat and then you open the door and say: Scoot over, my turn to drive! and he/she just slide off of your seat!
scoot over by Deanwinchester December 18, 2014

Schootch over

Get closer to your lover.

Cozy up to your mate.
"Babe, schootch over here and hold me." "Schootch closer."
Schootch over by NineSix February 23, 2010

Brute Force Overshoot 

The result of releasing all of one's power, unexpectedly, at the height of applied force.
A Brute Force Overshoot is what happens when you apply all of your might to opening a bag of chips only to fling them all over the kitchen, or when you bang your knuckles as the wrench suddenly comes off of that pesky rusted nut, sending your hand uncontrollably forward.

the overshoot 

When one comes down the front of a girl's pants with the hand, then accidently passes over the vagina and inserts their fingers into the girl's anus. This is usually caused by a lack of sexual experience.
Dave pulled the overshoot on Jenn. She was rather upset.
the overshoot by Joe Simpson December 26, 2003

overshoot the runway 

the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.
Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.

Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.