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optical nutrition 

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.
optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

Nutritionist 

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Nutritionologist 

'New-trih-shun-olo-jist'
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.

A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?

Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.

2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?

Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
when your ball or balls get caught up in your zipper after taking a piss
oww the worst thing happened i got a nutzip after i shook my dick
nutzip by kablamblast October 14, 2009

Nutrition Nazi 

Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.
“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”
A God among men, this title describes one who has achieved the pinnacle of getting a nut. In order to be deemed a nutzilla, one must nut, or ejaculate, 12 times in a 24 hour period. The presence of a nut witness is not required, but desirable.
Bro, I don't care if he fucks my sis, he is a Nutzilla.
Nutzilla by Gaysuss May 1, 2009