nought 

no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.

Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..

nought by missmac@ya March 24, 2009

Nought 

Another way to say zero. Not used very often.

Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!

Nought by Anonymous March 20, 2005

nought 

South African English slang meaning negative or no.

Q: Did you know what nought meant before using the Urban Dictionary?

A: Nought.

nought by gags April 21, 2004

Nought 

The thought that will make you nut. Oftentimes porn is insufficient and you have to fantasise about other women to ejaculate. Said fantasy is the nought.

Damn, I had a really good nought yesterday but I lost it. Should have avoided porn so that I could've concentrated on the nought

Nought by Xyko June 6, 2018

Nought 

A nobody. A non-achiever. Also implies an arsehole due to the shape of a nought. Used in South African boarding schools.

"He's a nought. He doesn't play rugby or any sport. His school results are below average. Hangs out with losers. He's a nought."

Nought by Qiezi March 9, 2017

Nought 

It means arsehole/bumhole

Mate, I was just fucking her and she pulled it out and put it up her nought!

Nought by Edwardo89 January 14, 2011

Nought 

A word to describe your asshole/arsehole/anus

A gave her/him/them one up the nought

My nought is on fire this morning after that curry last night

Nought by cannonpants August 12, 2023