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needle dick 

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

needle dick 

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.
i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha
needle dick by stephine September 13, 2005

Needle dick 

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!
Needle dick by Gayblade 1068 October 30, 2009

needle dick 

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with
after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.
needle dick by katie February 20, 2004

needle dick 

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.
I have a needle dick.
needle dick by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008

Needle dick 

Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores
Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.
Needle dick by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009