my treat 

To offer to pay not only for your own share, but for one or more others in your party.

Jane: Ice Cream would be great about now.
Joe: Yeah it would, but I'm saving my dough for a new i-Pod.
Jane: C'mon, let's go to Cold Stone, don't worry about paying, it's my treat.
Joe: Thanks!

my treat by scifivxn January 18, 2006

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child 

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Taste My Treaty You Trick 

1) A funny way to tell someone to stop fighting with you.

2) An (almost) polite way of telling someone you don't appreciate their insincerity.

3) To tell someone they need to get a life.

4) To telling someone off, but softening the blow because they are nothing but a trick-ass mark anyway.

5) The proclamation of a truce between two or more parties by the obvious victor in a fight.

6) To call a truce with someone who has no chance to succeed in fighting with you. The truce is their complete humility, and your victory is your love of life.

7) The only way to show compassion to a complete asshole.

Person 1: Look at me! I can lift myself up by putting other people beneath me!

Person 2: You better Taste My Treaty You Trick, or everyone here is going find out what your tears taste like.

Taste My Treaty You Trick by Naughtilus October 13, 2011

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

You threatened my kid by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre 

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

The threat does not cease until my release 

You intelligence isn't being insulted. IT WASN'T EVER THERE! In the first place. You don't even care about it if you don't get to force everyone to pretend there isn't a disparity. And I can prove the senate has read this. I've already seen the video of AOC repeating the things I've written here. You don't have to like me and you don't have like the things I've said but you do not get to do this to me and I don't have to let you get away with it... And I am the hope of the people who are going to murder your kids if you try.

Hym "The threat does not cease until my release. How many lives would you have saved if not for your 'Ignore it until it goes away' approach? Ask yourself that seriously. How many lives did it cost? And whose bright idea was it? Some people seem to think it's Jordan Peterson! How well did Jordan's idea work? Not very! You DO have to agree with me. It isn't optional. Because IF YOU DON'T... Your pilot might."

The threat does not cease until my release by Hym Iam July 18, 2025