An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.

I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...

pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011

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moosepon

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

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MoosePuppy

A mix of a moose and a puppy. Often wild and very vicious.Has the head and body of a puppy, with the antlers and front hooves of a moose. Often found in Canada and Alaska. When a lonely Canadian couple wanted a pet that represented their country, but also didn't take up as much room as a moose. So they bred a moose and a puppy. MoosePuppies can come in many different breeds, but they mostly appear as Irish Setters.

So you want a pet, eh?
Yeah, but we don't feel like getting a moose, ya know?
Yeah, how 'bout a moosepuppy, eh?
Thank ya!

MoosePuppy by LadyBOOBOO March 11, 2011

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