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Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

moogoterbating 

a term used instead of masturbating, prompts giggling amongst ya homies
"whats is the ponit of moogoterbating"

Moisterbate 

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

Momsterbate 

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.
Momsterbate by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

Moisterbate 

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.
I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!
Moisterbate by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

mobsterbate 

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .
Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.
mobsterbate by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015