A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.

This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

Gutter Muppet by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017

Get merch

Muppetesque

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Get merch

Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

Closet Muppet by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Get merch

Baby Muppet Faced

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

Baby Muppet Faced by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018

Get merch

Shuffle