The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.
heading home with a flatmate,
only to end up breaking the toilet, clogging the sink and flooding the flat. leaving only, in the morning having not got any and a little miffed.
I've been "cyber mingling" with a few guys back and forth on okcupid. For the most part we talk about common interests, but always tend to have a flirtatious under tone.