mileage 

The term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of sex, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.

Devin was dating Katie. However, due to the mileage that she had on her with 6 kids, and a well known hoodrat she was, he decided to break it off with her completely.

mileage by Big Kev November 7, 2005

Mileage 

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.

Mileage by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

mileage 

somewhere very, very far away

the ghetto is mileage from here

mileage by annie holyoake January 13, 2005

mileage 

Time
Dublin slang

Whats de mileage?

mileage by Jillian Frayne May 24, 2004

mileage 

a long distance that needs to be traveled

"is it much further away?"
"yeah amn its fuckin milage!!"

mileage by war.b May 13, 2005

mileage 

How many people a female has had sex with (aka bodies). The higher, the worst.

Jane asked Michael out, but due to his friend warning him that she has a high mileage, Michael turned her down. Come to find out her body count was over 13.

mileage by fucktaka February 27, 2022

mileage whore 

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.

She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.

mileage whore by KPinOH September 14, 2006