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Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.
mildo by JMouseguy November 21, 2011
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Mildewing 

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.
Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"
Mildewing by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Morning Mildew 

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."
Morning Mildew by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Muldowney 

Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.
A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!
Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013
we went clubbing in miltown lsat nigh
miltown by Joe Taylor March 11, 2004