mildow
mildow by Alex's girl March 7, 2007
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mildo
Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
Mildewing
When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.
Mildewing by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019
Morning Mildew
"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."
Morning Mildew by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011
Muldowney
Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.
Muldowney by Petrovski2775 November 6, 2013
miltown
miltown by Joe Taylor March 11, 2004