Mediterranean

The sea located between Southern Europe and Northern Africa, connected to the Atlantic Ocean. Literally the only place where summer should be spent.

Colton: Yoo cousin Constance, I’m flying to the Caribbean next week on papa’s gulfstream, wanna come?
Constance: the Caribbean? No no no. Colton, it’s June. Why would you go anywhere but the Mediterranean?

Mediterranean by Hala_Madrid October 6, 2019

mediterranean

the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.

the mediterranean is really beautiful lol !!!

mediterranean by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004

mediterranean

the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.

Also a race including greece, spain southern italy, morrocco, egypt,palestine, turkey, tunisia etc.

the mediterranean is very beautiful!

mediterranean by LatinaKaterina December 1, 2004

mediterranean back 

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009

Mediterranean leg tits 

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

Mediterranean leg tits by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Mediterranean Hammock 

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

Mediterranean Hammock by KSLeo June 7, 2020