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Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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A very attractive, shy girl. She is one most men dream of and very loyal. She will take you away with her charming wit yet still leave enough space for you to top off whatever she said with a joke.
Bro 1: "Hey dude, have you seen my new GF? I think shes the one"
Bro 2: "Yea, she totally looks like a Maxpein"

Bro 1: "How did you know her name?"
Maxpein by ThehighestofD November 9, 2019

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"Max maxkeenan Keenan is the best!"
a rock trio that has a unique sond with a mix of the 80's and alter-picking guitar stings.

a friendly band who has a vocalist with a sweet singing voice.
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maxeen by xCHRISx December 5, 2004
Another sysnonym for a man's penis. Also a good way to put someone or something down.
Random d00d"Hey John, you = Man Peen!"

Nick "What, school on monday?"
Thomas "yeah"
Mike "That sucks the man peen"
John "I = Man Peen? at least I'm not a terry."
Manpeen by Sharpey May 7, 2005