marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

marmalade sandwich

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.

1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."

by village September 24, 2013

Maryalissa

A sweet strong-willed intelligent beauty, sometimes fresh. Knows her own mind. Knows what she wants, but asks herself before getting it "Do I need it". A rare quality in females!!

That girl is so smart she's a Maryalissa !!

by Spiced Boogaloo February 6, 2010

Marmaluke

Marmaluc' is Italian for a Marmaluke who is anyone who thinks he or she is hot shit. It comes from the Marmalukes who as Muslims couldn't use other Muslims as slaves, so they would go into a conquered city and have the parents bring out their young children to the street as they rode by inspecting them. Then upon spotting a child that seemed bright they would take that child screaming from the parents away to Egypt. There they would be given the equivalent of a Harvard degree and shown the Palace they could live in if they would become, say, the royal accountant etc. So they go back to their native lands strutting and all dressed in the most refined clothes to get their parents to go and live with them in opulence in Egypt. The locals didn't see these people as role models, but merely as sell outs.

You come strutting around here like some Marmaluke!

by Ricciardo Luigi May 21, 2018

Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013