manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

manningless by havlorech September 12, 2011

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2013

Meaningless sex 

To have sex with someone you don't have feelings for or don't really like...just to have sex for pleasure but not because you love them to actually make love to them

Jordan has meaningless sex with his ex girlfriend every friday night

Meaningless sex by Rochelle summers May 9, 2018

life is meaningless 

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.

fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

life is meaningless by ThatLesbianThatStoleYourGirl September 25, 2019

morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning

I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.

morningless by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011

the joy of meaningless studies 

What you experience in junior college, community college, and/or beauty school.

"After twelve+ years of elementary-junior-senior-high-school and an exciting job in the lucrative field of fast food preperation, I just can't wait to experience the joy of meaningless studies in junior college!"

the joy of meaningless studies by Carl J. Maltese July 16, 2007