mandolino

Italian musical instrument. Even Italian people don't really know how it looks like, but it might be kind of a guitar. Italian proud guys usually shout "Italia, pizza, pasta and mandolinoooooo!" (but they won't cook pasta for you)

Italian noisy guy: Pizza pasta mandolino amiicoo

mandolino by anxiety June 14, 2014

Mandolino

To furious masturbate someone

Se repartieron mandolinos en la furgoneta esa noche

Mandolino by BigFatMoctezuma October 19, 2021

Pizza Pasta Mandolino Mafia 

That's how Mafia works!

PIZZA PASTA MANDOLINO MAFIA -cit. Luigi

Pizza Pasta Mandolino Mafia by MAFIA69420 June 19, 2020

Mangolious Theorem 

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

Mangolious Theorem by Mangolious December 14, 2010

Mendocino Snail Trail 

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

Mendocino Snail Trail by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

manpoline 

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.

In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>

manpoline by Vermonster August 24, 2009

Marzolino 

the last name of a guy who is completely perfect. his body is amazing and his dick is 7 inches long. he is hilarious and extremely smart. beast at football. his face is beautiful. girls love him. he's super popular and everyone wants to be him. no one can compete with how perfect he is. name any amazing quality and he has it.

ashlee: did you see number 56 on the football team?

diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.

Marzolino by detroit bitch January 1, 2012