madiq 

'madiq' - A rare last name. The pronunciation can sound close to 'my dick'.
Let's be honest, if you knew someone with this second name - You'd take the piss too.

My Father is Liqa Madiq.
What?
My Father's name is Liqa Madic.
Oh.

madiq by ChicagoTed7172 January 4, 2014

Suq Madiq 

An actually real name, of a Muslim. First appeared on an episode of Stephen Colbert's Late Night Show's Colbert Super Pac. Similar to an infectious disease "Sugma" which both of them means "Suck My Dick".

Stephen Colbert: Suq Madiq~
Laugh Track :(plays)

Suq Madiq by JustARandomPussy September 5, 2018

Madicus Long 

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.

Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

Madi 

A crazy beautiful girl that has done a lot in the world. Being a good sibling, being smart, and having a good sense of humor

Madi is wonderful

Madi by Rhdhdhebdhd November 20, 2018

james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

james madison by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package

you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro

Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021

Madilyne 

Here I am all alone, with my heart in one hand and a glock in the other hand. Do I end this now? No! I cant, I wont give up, because I remember that feeling and I'd go through all that pain again for just one more night with you...So I remain here. Till I hold you in my arms again I will remain here. Waiting.........Because I love you.

Let me tell you just how a Madilyne makes me feel.

Madilyne by ImSureYouCan Guess June 14, 2019