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'madiq' - A rare last name. The pronunciation can sound close to 'my dick'.
Let's be honest, if you knew someone with this second name - You'd take the piss too.
My Father is Liqa Madiq.
What?
My Father's name is Liqa Madic.
Oh.
madiq by ChicagoTed7172 January 4, 2014
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Suq Madiq 

An actually real name, of a Muslim. First appeared on an episode of Stephen Colbert's Late Night Show's Colbert Super Pac. Similar to an infectious disease "Sugma" which both of them means "Suck My Dick".
Stephen Colbert: Suq Madiq~
Laugh Track :(plays)
Suq Madiq by JustARandomPussy September 5, 2018
Related Words
madiq suqmadiq madi madigan madie Madilynn madiha Madilyn madiana Madihah

Madicus Long 

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.
Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008
A crazy beautiful girl that has done a lot in the world. Being a good sibling, being smart, and having a good sense of humor
Madi is wonderful
Madi by Rhdhdhebdhd November 20, 2018

james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021

Madilyne 

Here I am all alone, with my heart in one hand and a glock in the other hand. Do I end this now? No! I cant, I wont give up, because I remember that feeling and I'd go through all that pain again for just one more night with you...So I remain here. Till I hold you in my arms again I will remain here. Waiting.........Because I love you.
Let me tell you just how a Madilyne makes me feel.
Madilyne by ImSureYouCan Guess June 14, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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