lurpin 

Verb. To Lurp is to hit on a girl in a certain way. Lurpin is a combination of skeezin macin and creepin.

You see deshawn over there he be lurpin all over them hoes.

lurpin by Bedau Foshau July 29, 2007

lurpin' 

a girl/ guy that won't leave you alone; always trying to get up on you.

"man, this lurpin' ass ho won't leave me alone

lurpin' by Rosco Kennedy December 20, 2006

Lurpin it 

Similar to lurking but the lowest point of lurking. Laying in bed and just watching tv all day with no brain cells actively function. Lack of ambition

STONER: Yo bro what you doin?
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.

Lurpin it by Richard fittzwell September 3, 2021

Bantuckee Lurpin' 

1. Anyone from the docks of Bandera.
2. Anyone who steals from a person, then pretends to help that person look for the stolen item, usually but not always involves methamphetamines.

I can't the balls of John Doe. He is Bantuckee Lurpin' his own sister.

Bantuckee Lurpin' by don't handle me February 19, 2022

Larping 

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.

Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.

Larping by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021

Lurking Murk 

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

Lurking Murk by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

Lerping 

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.

John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.

Lerping by MichellaBella June 22, 2021