luntz 

Adjective and Noun. Used to define a situation or person of incredible and ridiculous stubbornness. It is worth noting that the usage of 'luntz' is not a trifling matter, as the extent of stubbornness that it entails is beyond any previous possible estimates. It is effective in describing circumstances where one finds him/herself literally speechless at the stubbornness of a person or unnecessary complexity of a situation.

Guy 1: No, i'm telling you, i'm right. there is no way that you like baths more than i do... And also, golf is not a sport.
Guy 2: You're behaving like a real luntz.

luntz by CHummie August 3, 2007

Luntz 

A Luntz is a maneuver where a man (preferably someone superior in the VRWC) shits in the mouth of another man, and the now-shat-upon man spews forth the fecal matter in a spray that covers the viewing audience. While the shit is still in the mouth of the now-shat-upon man, some of the feces likely soaks into his brain, as it does into the brains of the viewing audience.

-I was watching FNC and I totally saw Hannity perform the "N-S-U man" portion of a Luntz. Good thing I ducked.

-Gross.

Luntz by Kibosh March 29, 2008

Frank Luntz 

A fat Republican pollster who wears a really bad toupee.

Frank Luntz was on Fox News last night and his toupee was nearly blown off.

Frank Luntz by Soup Lover May 8, 2009

Hot Luntz 

An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")

Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.

Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse

Hot Luntz by BeAngryAtTheSun January 7, 2008

Lunting

Lunting is a verb meaning to walk around while smoking a pipe. Tobacco was first brought to Europe by the Spanish in 1528 and the word ‘lunting’ is almost as old, first appearing somewhere around 1540 – 1550. Lunting is what pipe smokers do as a means of stress relief or to relax although it should be remembered that in large quantities tobacco can be hallucinogenic and the exercise will increase respiration rate, heart rate and may speed the absorption of any hallucinogens.

Additional meanings for lunting are emitting smoke or steam from a pipe and lighting a fire, torch or tobacco pipe. The word itself comes from either the Dutch word 'lont' meaning a slow match or fuse or the Middle Low German 'lonte' meaning a wick.

"Where’s Charlie?”
“Dunno. He’s got hold of some really strong baccy and said he was goin’ lunting.”

Lunting by AKACroatalin January 2, 2016

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

Lunting

The British meaning of 'lunting' is to walk whilst smoking a pipe. Lunting is used by pipe smokers as a means of relaxation or easing stress. In addition Lunting can also mean emitting smoke or steam or the act of lighting a fire, torch or tobacco pipe.

Dating from around 1540 - 1550, the origin is believed to be from the Dutch word 'lont' meaning a slow match or fuse or possibly the Middle Low German 'lonte' meaning a wick.

"Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm takin' me pipe and going lunting!"

Lunting by Croatalin December 4, 2013