lolcock 

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

lolcock by kitschpig May 28, 2009

lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

lilcockpump 

soundcloud meme rapper/parody artist cumming up quick in the game

lilcockpump is up next

lilcockpump by leetleet666 January 17, 2018

Lollocks

Hilarious disbelief or nonsense

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.

Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

Lollockpop

Lollockpops are large vertical water recepticles that can be found littered across the urban pockets of Bahrain. They visually resemble lollypop sticks with a bollock on top.....lollockpop.

"Oh my God... look at the size of those Lollockpops!"

Lollockpop by P Rimmer April 22, 2007

lobcock 

a large, sluggish limp penis

I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock

lobcock by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007

Lolocks 

like saying bolocks but were you are laughing to much to say it

person 1: i think i might be gay
Person 2: LOLOCKS

Lolocks by Ian ritchie August 24, 2007