liquor lie

the automotic lie that occours when asked or explaining to someone how much alcohol one has had to drink in a given time period.

dude1: OMG i've had like 25 beers allread tonight!! (liquor lie)
sober guy: really, that seems like quite an excessive amount.
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COP: How much have you had to drink tonight?
dude1: idono probly like 2 er3 beers (liquor lie)

liquor lie by captin crunk January 20, 2009

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Liquor lieutenant

A person responsible for ensuring everyone is drinking the hard stuff. This person sometimes will go out of their way to include fruity drinks such as a Pina Colada as a rejected beverage. Don't listen to them drink what you want king.

Toby: Man I love this Pina Colada!
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live

Liquor lieutenant by trei3 March 25, 2022

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Liquorlip loaded gun

A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.

Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”

Liquorlip loaded gun by JustJase October 17, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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