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LinkedIn 

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Walking Linkedin 

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.
Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.
Yoo fam, Gk got lined my Buckz
Lined by Nk234 June 1, 2020

lined in chalk 

Refers to the chalk line drawn around a corpse in movies. The 'line' idea is mostly fictional, since it contaminates the crime scene investigation, but it serves as more dramatic metaphor for murder.
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking, or you and your homies might lined in chalk. (Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise)
lined in chalk by Sean H November 15, 2004
A very weird and interesting girl with a great taste in music. Shes gorgeous and loves the randomest things in life. She's not afraid to speak her mind and is overall a very outgoing person.
That Lincey girl is pretty cool you should get to know her.
Lincey by Aestheticpoptart March 17, 2017

Lincecainism 

A religion developed in the 21st century naming Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as Gods in SF Giants uniforms. Lincecainism has continued to grow rapidly in the Western culture and among Giants fans everywhere. Lincecainists believe the SF Giants are above and beyond any major league sports team. They also believe that Lincecum and Cain have been sent from the heavens to carry the Giants to victory. The Church of Lincecainism is believed to be in the planning stages. While the exact location of this church is still unknown, Lincecainists continue their worship in the comfort of their own homes and occasionally at a local sports bar.
Lincecainsim is always accepting new members in their beliefs.

It is proven that Lincecainism helps manage the stress of game losses.
Lincecainism by seastar831 September 5, 2009