lickest 

one who licks things alot.

hey over there look at the lickest, he's lickin a fukn bench.Stupid lickest

lickest by orange March 12, 2005

lickety piss 

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

lickety piss by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

lickety blue 

crazy, insane, daft, not right in the head.

If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!

lickety blue by quicksdraws September 28, 2008

Likestitute

One who repeatedly posts cheesy and/or generic quotes/information as their Facebook status in order to accumulate likes.

Dude, this is her third time giving relationship advice as her status...

I know man, what a likestitute

Likestitute by WasimAkram March 14, 2011

lickety split 

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

lickety split by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

likesturbating 

on @facebook when one likes their own status, picture, or comment

chris: quit likesturbating your own wall post's man!
alex: f you !

likesturbating by dearbetch July 20, 2010

licketty split 

Done in a hurry or quite fast.

I'll be done typing this licketty split!

licketty split by Andrea March 10, 2004