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lickety piss 

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.
Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!
lickety piss by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

lickety blue 

If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!
lickety blue by quicksdraws September 28, 2008

lickety split 

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.
Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!
lickety split by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

licketty split 

Done in a hurry or quite fast.
I'll be done typing this licketty split!
licketty split by Andrea March 10, 2004

lickety-spliff 

Rolling a joint at great speed.
Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
lickety-spliff by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

lickety-split 

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.
I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.
lickety-split by Boris June 9, 2004